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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

it's a different gay in Arizona -- a dry gay


"According to ABC News, John McCain is forming an exploratory committee to run for president. Not to be outdone, Hillary Clinton is also forming an exploratory committee just to try and keep track of her husband." --Jay Leno

"This week, President Bush is flying to Asia to meet with leaders of Indonesia, Malaysia, the Philippines, Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam. Or, as President Bush calls them, China." --Conan O'Brien

"Last week, the Democrats set a new record. They picked up more seats than Mark Foley did when he was a congressman." --Jay Leno

"It's complex, but the simplest explanation is it's a different gay in Arizona -- a dry gay. It still drove turnout among values voters -- that's why most of these referenda passed, but Republican strategists didn't count on the president being less popular than gay marriage. Apparently, the prospect of continued GOP control of Congress is even scarier than the thought of two men humping in your neighborhood." --Jason Jones, on Arizona voting down a ban on gay marriage


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