"What a day for the
Democrats. They've won the House of Representatives, they are poised to take
the Senate as well, Donald Rumsfeld has resigned, and this just in, Dick Cheney
came out as gay." --Jon Stewart
"You know what GOP stands for? Going Out of Power."
--Jay Leno
"It's ironic because
Republicans always wanted to appeal to minorities. Now they are one."
--Jay Leno
"Today, Secretary of
Defense Rumsfeld announced he's stepping down. Rumsfeld said, 'I made the
decision after it became clear that I couldn't do my job effectively--and then
I waited three years.'" --Conan O'Brien
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