"This year the White
House Christmas decorations include a 10-foot-tall nutcracker. Experts say this
is the biggest nutcracker at the White House since Hillary Clinton."
--Conan O'Brien
"Earlier today,
President Bush met with the head of one of Iraq's Shiite political parties.
However, there was an awkward moment when Bush asked him, 'Are you the Shiite
head?'" --Conan O'Brien
"Conservative
columnist Dennis Prager this week blasted Minnesota Democrat Keith Ellison, the
first Muslim elected to Congress, for his decision to take the oath of office
with his hand on a Koran instead of a Bible. Like this guy did [on screen: Tom
DeLay]. Or this guy [on screen: Mark Foley]. Or this guy [on screen: Richard
Nixon]. All bibles." --Seth Myers
"This is the time of
the year everybody's getting ready for the holidays. Earlier today, Dick Cheney
brought home a Christmas tree that he shot." --David Letterman
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