"Barack Obama was in
New Hampshire Sunday. When informed of this, President Bush excitedly asked,
'Did we catch 'em?' --Seth Meyers
"On Monday, President
Bush sought advice on Iraq from senior state department officials, historians
and former generals. When the President asked why everyone was so quiet, an
aide informed him that he was standing next to the White House nativity
scene." --Amy Poehler
"The Bush White House
announced they have hired a pastry chef. Yeah, unfortunately the pastry chef
was hired to be the new Secretary of Defense." --Conan O'Brien
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