Or as President Bush calls it, that Jewish flashlight

"Last night at the White House, President Bush hosted a Chanukah party and lit four candles on the menorah. Or as President Bush calls the menorah, that Jewish flashlight." --Conan O'Brien

"This California company that was charged to build this stupid fence along the border of Mexico has been charged with hiring illegal immigrants. Prosecutors say this is the worst case of irony they have ever seen." --Jay Leno

"Today at the White House, President Bush signed a deal that would send nuclear fuel to India. When asked about the Indian deal, President Bush said it's the least we can do after stealing your land." --Conan O'Brien