"The hot gossip in
Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of
State Rice is being linked to Canada's Foreign Minister, Peter MacKay. It's
gotta be awkward dating a fellow diplomat. Like today, MacKay had to promise
Condi he would get permission from the U.N. before he invaded her. Actually, I
heard that she was trying to learn the Canadian national anthem. They were
alone in a room and she was heard going, 'Oh, Canada. Oh, oh, Canada.'."
--Jay Leno
"The U.S. House of
Representatives passed a bill to build a 700-mile fence along the Mexican
border. Apparently, the idea is to keep Mexicans from getting back home."
--Conan O'Brien
"Hillary Clinton's
opponent in the U.S. Senate race, Rudy Giuliani, the Republican she's going to
be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with his chief
of staff, had two kids with her while still married to his second wife. This is
the first time in history that a Clinton is the 'family values'
candidate." --Jay Leno
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