President
Obama was spotted at a steak restaurant in D.C. This week with Morgan Freeman
and Tom Hanks. They didn't even order anything. They just closed their eyes and
listened to Morgan Freeman read the appetizers. –Jimmy Fallon
Tomorrow
is the South Carolina primary, and this week Donald Trump has been telling
supporters that if he wins South Carolina he thinks he could, quote, "Run
the table." Yeah. And if he doesn't win, he'll flip over the table like an
angry New Jersey housewife. –Jimmy Fallon
According
to a recent study of college students, some TV shows help viewers become Kinder
and more generous people. For instance, every time after I watch "The
bachelor" I always put more money into my daughters' college funds. –Jimmy
Fallon
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