We
have Bill Gates on the show tonight. We wanted to have a soft-spoken,
thoughtful billionaire who is trying to make the world a better place, but
since Donald Trump wasn’t available — we went with Bill. –Jimmy Fallon
Ted
Cruz's dad said that God sent a message to Ted Cruz's wife giving his permission
to run for president. Though I'm not sure that's what God meant when he told
Cruz’s wife, “Run!!” –Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday,
a group of more than 20 unions released a statement supporting Hillary Clinton
for president, including the Bricklayers Union. Then Donald Trump was like, “Et
tu, wall builders?” –Jimmy Fallon
The
Cuban government recently returned a missing U.S. missile that was sent to
Europe for training, but was accidentally shipped to Cuba. So the good news is
that the missile was returned to America. But the bad news is THAT CAN HAPPEN!
–Jimmy Fallon
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