Sarah
Palin accused Ted Cruz of lying about Ben Carson and stealing the Iowa caucus.
This is my favorite thing in politics, when people lie and cheat to get the
evangelical Christian vote. –Conan O’Brien
This
morning, Donald Trump tweeted that Ted Cruz "illegally stole" the
election. Trump said, "Everyone knows you’re supposed to illegally BUY the
election." –Conan O’Brien
This
week, Mike Huckabee, Martin O’Malley, Rand Paul, and Rick Santorum have all
decided to drop out of the race. Which explains Jeb Bush’s new campaign slogan,
"I can’t take a hint." –Conan O’Brien
A
man in Canada has built a model of the Millennium Falcon that can clear snow
off his driveway. Apparently it makes a nice, clear path to his door that no
woman will ever enter. –Conan O’Brien
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