Jeb
Bush’s mother, former First Lady Barbara Bush, joined him on the campaign trail
yesterday for the first time. Though she did emphasize that she still hasn’t
decided who she’s voting for. –Seth Meyers
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YouTube user named The Food Surgeon has released a new video showing how to
replace the peanut butter in a Reese’s cup with Oreo filling. The way it works
is, you lose your job and then it just kind of happens organically. –Seth
Meyers
According
to a new poll of Harry Potter fans, the most popular spell from the book series
is the protective spell "expecto patronum." Incidentally, expecto
patronum is also the spell Maury Povich uses to determine whether or not you’re
the father. –Seth Meyers
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Tennessee man with the word "Psycho" tattooed on his forehead was
arrested this week for stabbing someone in the stomach. Of course, if you have
a tattoo on your forehead, no matter what it says, it says "Psycho."
–Seth Meyers
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