Today is the Iowa
Caucus and tomorrow is Groundhog Day. That’s the day the groundhog peeks out of
the hole, sees Trump has won Iowa, and burrows to Canada. –Conan O’Brien
Today is the first
day of Black History Month. And when you think about it - what better way to
celebrate Black History Month than with a caucus in Iowa. –Conan O’Brien
Analysts say that
for Bernie Sanders to win he needs college students to show up at the polls.
Which explains Sanders' new campaign slogan: "I’ve Got Pizza!" –Conan
O’Brien
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