Ted
Cruz's victory last night raises a lot of questions, like one: "Can he
keep this momentum going into New Hampshire?" And two: "Just how much
does it cost to move to Canada?" –James Corden
People
have unearthed a tweet from 2013 where Donald Trump tweeted: "Nobody
remembers who came in second." Famously said by Walter Hagen. And if
anyone can tell you who won't be remembered, it's Walter Hagen. Donald Trump
really has egg on his face now which pairs nicely with the hash browns on the
top of his head. –James Corden
Last
night was caucus night in Iowa and Ted Cruz was the winner on the Republican
side with 28 percent of the vote. Donald Trump came in second with 24 percent,
and Marco Rubio is right behind him with 23 percent. Third is pretty good considering
the fact that most Iowa voters think that Marco Rubio is a game you play in the
swimming pool. –Jimmy Kimmel
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