After
finishing second in New Hampshire’s Republican primary, John Kasich said he can
handle attacks by Donald Trump saying, “I'm not gonna sit there and be a
marshmallow and have somebody pound me." Then Chris Christie was like,
"Anyone else as turned on as I am?" –Jimmy Fallon
An
exact replica of the Titanic is scheduled to set sail in 2018. The good news is
by 2018, there will be no icebergs left to sink it. –Conan O’Brien
Ben
Carson said he is open to being Donald Trump’s vice president. Yeah, it makes
sense, Carson could deliver Trump the black Republican vote — which consists of
Ben Carson. –Conan O’Brien
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