Donald
Trump's plane made an emergency landing in Nashville yesterday after reporting
engine problems. When asked what the issue was, the pilot said, "Nothing,
I just couldn't take it anymore.” –Jimmy Fallon
At
last night's CNN town hall debate for the Democrats, Hillary Clinton said that
during her time in the White House, she would actually put on a baseball cap
and sunglasses so she could walk around Washington, D.C., unnoticed. The only
time it went wrong was when Bill pulled up and said, “Hey baby, do you — oh,
never mind.” –Jimmy Fallon
We
are just three days away from the Super Bowl, and a 76-year-old man who has
been to all 49 Super Bowls will be attending Super Bowl 50 this Sunday — but
enough about Peyton Manning. –Jimmy Fallon
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