After
his disappointing showing among Evangelicals, Mike Huckabee dropped out of the
race. Huckabee said, "On the bright side, now I can stop going to
church." –Conan O’Brien
A
member of Marco Rubio’s inner circle said his boss benefitted from the
Trump-Cruz fight because, "Marco is everyone’s second choice." That
explains Rubio’s new campaign slogan, "I’m the Least Worst." –Conan
O’Brien
In
last night's Iowa caucus, Ted Cruz won first place and gave a 32-minute speech.
To be fair, 31 of those minutes were just people shouting "Really? Him?!
This guy? We're going with this guy? We're kidding! I did it as a joke!"
–James Corden
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