After
doing poorly in Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina, Jeb Bush announced
that he’s dropping out of the race. Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz are both hoping to
pick up Jeb’s supporters. Then Jeb said, “Joke's on you — I didn't have any
supporters!” –Jimmy Fallon
The
other big news is that Donald Trump won all 50 delegates in Saturday's South
Carolina primary. So if you're paying attention, this is the official point
when people go from saying, “Oh, this is kinda fun!” to saying, “Oh my God,
this is really happening!” –Jimmy Fallon
When
asked about the possibility that Mexico might not agree to pay for his border
wall, Donald Trump said, "The wall just got 10 feet higher.” People in
Mexico were like, “OK, well, our tunnels are exactly the same." –Jimmy
Fallon
While
Donald Trump was speaking at a rally in Atlanta, the lights suddenly went out
and Trump said he actually liked it more in the dark. Then Melania Trump said,
“Join the club.” –Jimmy Fallon
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