the first time all day Cam was able to move and not get tackled

Cam Newton is under fire for ducking out of his post-game press conference early. On the bright side, it was the first time all day Cam was able to move and not get tackled. –Conan O’Brien

During the Super Bowl, Quicken Loans debuted a new app that lets people get a mortgage instantly on their phones by just tapping the screen. The app is called, "What could possibly go wrong?" –Conan O’Brien

For those keeping track, Peyton Manning kissed his wife after kissing Papa John. His wife was like, "That's so not cool," while Papa John was like, "Wait a sec — wife?!" –James Corden