Bernie
Sanders yesterday interrupted his own speech to rush to the aid of a man who
fainted in the audience. Luckily, Bernie was able to shout him back to
consciousness: “ARE YOU OK? WAKE UP, THE MIDDLE CLASS IS DISAPPEARING!” –Seth
Meyers
Donald
Trump said in a new interview that President Obama visited a mosque yesterday
because “he feels comfortable there.” Or maybe it’s just because it’s the one
place Obama knew he’d never run into Donald Trump. –Seth Meyers
A
tattoo shop in Vermont is currently offering a free tattoo of the outline of
Bernie Sanders’ head. Or as they’re calling it, a “gramp stamp.” –Seth Meyers
You
guys like the website Amazon.com? It's like eBay, but the things you buy don't
arrive smelling like cigarettes. –Stephen Colbert
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