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Tuesday, February 2, 2016

the one place in America where I won’t see Donald Trump



New Barbies will come in different sizes and with more realistic body types. Not only that, the new Ken dolls come with beer googles. –Conan O’Brien
President Obama is planning to visit a U.S. mosque for his first time as president. When asked why, Obama said, "I wanted to go to the one place in America where I won’t see Donald Trump." –Conan O’Brien
We tape our show before the results are in so we don't know who won either primary yet. All we do know is that Jeb Bush lost. –Jimmy Kimmel
Then "Jeb can fix it" which sounds like a local roto rooter or someone's uncle's YouTube channel. –Jimmy Kimmel


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