I
saw that Pope Francis scolded a crowd in Mexico this week after people excited
to touch him accidentally made him fall. Even the devil was like, "Oh you
all messed up now." –Jimmy Fallon
When
asked about Donald Trump, Pope Francis said that people who build walls are not
Christians. And Donald said, "Of course I'm a Christian. Do you know how
many carpenters named Jesus I have working for me?" –Jimmy Fallon
During
a CNN town hall last night, Ted Cruz was talking about how much he likes
singing and even treated the crowd to a little Stevie Wonder. Stevie Wonder was
like, "Even I know that dude is white." –Jimmy Fallon
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