Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Sure, let me check my server (D is for Diabetes)

The Bernie Sanders campaign is demanding proof that Hillary Clinton beat him in yesterday’s Iowa caucus. Today Hillary said, "Sure, let me check my server." –Conan O’Brien
McDonald’s now has a special kind of Happy Meal that comes with a book instead of a toy. The book is called, "D is for Diabetes." –Conan O’Brien
Donald Trump lost the Iowa Caucus. Trump blamed the media, bad weather, and Iowa’s three Muslims. –Conan O’Brien

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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