The Bernie Sanders campaign is demanding proof that Hillary Clinton beat him in yesterday’s Iowa caucus. Today Hillary said, "Sure, let me check my server." –Conan O’Brien
McDonald’s now has a special kind of Happy Meal that comes with a book instead of a toy. The book is called, "D is for Diabetes." –Conan O’Brien
Donald Trump lost the Iowa Caucus. Trump blamed the media, bad weather, and Iowa’s three Muslims. –Conan O’Brien
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