Congratulations
to Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump on winning their parties' New Hampshire
primaries last night! In his speech, Bernie said he couldn't have done it
without the support of millions of Americans. While Trump was like, “This was
ALL me! You losers did nothing!" –Jimmy Fallon
People
say Jeb Bush may be finally hitting his stride; in fact one supporter said that
Jeb is getting, quote, “very loose. And when he's loose, he's on fire.” Jeb
said he knows people want to see him get loose, because his crowds are always
chanting, “Looser! Looser!" –Jimmy Fallon
In
related news, Chris Christie just dropped out of the race and endorsed Bernie
Sandwich. –Jimmy Fallon
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