Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Carolina Panthers (Super Bowl-TDs)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Carolina Panthers (Super Bowl)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

then he asked how long it takes eyebrows to grow back (I could never make it in the NFL)

This morning, North Korea claimed it successfully tested its fifth and most powerful nuclear warhead. Kim Jong Un called the test a major triumph, then asked how long it takes eyebrows to grow back. –Jimmy Fallon

"Officials in Iowa are facing criticism over a new law that lets blind people own guns. The law has actually received support from two major groups: the NRA and deer." –Jimmy Fallon

During last night's game between the Broncos and the Panthers, quarterback Cam Newton was spotted on the bench flossing his teeth. Weirdly, that was the moment dudes were like, “I could never make it in the NFL.” –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I will never have to take Viagra again (doesn’t sound great when you say it out loud)

It came out that Trump ranks his favorite Fox News reporters on how much they are loyal to him. Sean Hannity gets a 10. He gets an 11 if he’s wearing heels. But Trump’s top ranking host is Fox and Friends host Steve Doocy, who gets a 12. When Doocy heard this he said, “I will never have to take Viagra again.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“The big question is whether or not the Senate is going to call witnesses for Trump’s impeachment trial. Mitch McConnell wants no witnesses because, you know, witnesses are the ones who saw the crime, so no good can come of hearing from them.” —Jimmy Kimmel

On Sunday someone inside the Trump administration for the second time leaked his private work schedule which, again, looked very light. According to the schedule, Trump spends the first five hours of every day on what they call executive time. They call it executive time because chicken fingers and cartoon time doesn’t sound great when you say it out loud. --Jimmy Kimmel

The Denver Broncos will play the Carolina Panthers at the Super Bowl Sunday. Between the Super Bowl and this new O.J. Simpson show, this has been a very big week for Broncos. –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Carolina Panthers (Overtime)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden Indianapolis Colts vs Carolina Panthers

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I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities.

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created characters.

In this example I used PS4 Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT         Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG         Jesus, some folks Lord and Savior

LG         Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C         Charles Bukowski, poet

C         Muddy Waters, musician

RG         God

RG         Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT         John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT         George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT         Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE         Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy

DT         Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)

HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk, Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko

Performers and popular culture, Jack Bauer, 24, played by Keifer Sutherland, Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under, played by Peter Krause.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Carolina Panthers Fantasy Roster

Offense

QB         Cam Newton, NFL

QB         Colin Kaepernick, NFL, civil rights activist

HB         Christian McCaffrey, NFL

HB         Willie Dixon, musician

HB         Charles Bukowski, poet

FB         Robb Stark, Game of Thrones, played by Richard Madden

FB         Mike Tolbert, NFL

WR         Jason Bourne, The Bourne Identity, played by Matt Damon

WR         Muhammad Ali, boxer

WR         Bob Marley, musician

WR         Snoop Dogg, musician

WR         Malcolm X, civil rights activist

WR         Richard Pryor, comedian

TE         Scott Replogle, boy wonder

TE         Greg Olsen, NFL

TE         Eddard Stark, Game of Thrones, played by Sean Bean

TE         T’Challa, Black Panther, played by Chadwick Boseman

LT         Michael Oher, NFL

LT         Gabriel Prosser, slave revolt leader

LG         Dizzy Gillespie, musician

LG         Tyler Durden, Fight Club, played by Brad Pitt

C           Rocky Marciano, boxing

RG         Nat Turner, slave revolt leader

RG         Charles Deslondes, slave revolt leader

RT         Dalton Trumbo, author

RT         Eric Clapton, musician

Defense

LE         Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under, played by Peter Krause

LE         Lee Camp, comedian, political activist

LE         Lux Interior, musician

LE         Sun Tzu, Chinese military leader

LE         Chris Huber, boy wonder

RE         Thor, The Avengers, played by Chris Hensworth

RE         Dwight Freeney, NFL

RE         John Shaft, Shaft, played by Samuel L. Jackson

RE         Lamar Lundy, NFL

RE         Richard Castle, Castle, played by Nathan Fillion

DT         Titus Pullo, Rome, played by Ray Stevenson

DT         Star Lotulelei, NFL

DT         Edward Snowden, whistleblower

DT         George Orwell, author

DT          Incredible Hulk, The Avengers, played by Mark Ruffalo

LB         Dave Macdonald, scientist

LB         Cenk Uygur, political activist, The YoungTurks

LB         Tupac Shakur, musician

LB         Lando Calrissian, Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams

LB         Gaspar Yanga, slave revolt leader

LB         Luke Kuechly, NFL

LB         Johnny Cash, musician

LB         John Coltrane, musician

LB         Bernie Sanders, Independent senator, Vermont

LB         Stephen Colbert, comedian

LB         Denzel Washington, actor

LB         Saul Alinsky, political activist

CB         Josh Norman, NFL

CB         Miles Davis, NFL

CB         Bo Diddley, musician

CB         Medgar Evers, civil rights activist

CB         Franz Kafka, author

CB         Denmark Vesey, slave revolt leader

CB         Simon Wiesenthal, Holocaust survivor

FS         Kurt Cobain, musician

FS         Sugar Ray Robinson, boxer

FS         Lenny Bruce, comedian

SS         Julian Assange, Wikileaks

SS         Christopher Pike, Star Trek, played by Anson Mount

SS         Toussaint Louverture, slave revolt leader

Special Teams

K         Jeff Tracy, The Thunderbirds, played by Bill Paxton

P         Anthony Bourdain, American chef

Colin Cowherd lists all the quarterbacks he would rather have than Cam Newton

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

that was the moment dudes were like, “I could never make it in the NFL.”

Fashion Week is in full swing here in New York City. During one interview, Kendall Jenner made the comment that Hillary Clinton might look good in a jumpsuit. Then Hillary said, “Well, hopefully they never find those emails or it’ll be an orange jumpsuit.” –Jimmy Fallon

During last night's game between the Broncos and the Panthers, quarterback Cam Newton was spotted on the bench flossing his teeth. Weirdly, that was the moment dudes were like, “I could never make it in the NFL.” –Jimmy Fallon

This morning, North Korea claimed it successfully tested its fifth and most powerful nuclear warhead. Kim Jong Un called the test a major triumph, then asked how long it takes eyebrows to grow back. –Jimmy Fallon

Maybe Trump is afraid Putin will cut off his supply of wives (Peyton Manning)

Donald Trump loves Vladimir Putin. After all is said and done, if he doesn't become president, at the least, Donald Trump will have amazing sex with Vladimir Putin. –Jimmy Kimmel

The one guy Donald Trump has nothing bad to say about is Vladimir Putin. Maybe he is afraid Putin will cut off his supply of wives. –Jimmy Kimmel

Tonight’s the rematch of the Super Bowl between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos. Broncos will be without quarterback Peyton Manning this year. Peyton retired at the end of last season so he could spend more time grocery shopping with Lionel Richie. –Jimmy Kimmel

the highest rated hate-watch in history

Jeb Bush spent $130 million and didn’t win a single state. Jeb spent yesterday commiserating with his campaign manager Nicolas Cage. –Conan O’Brien

It’s being reported that over 20 million people interrupted their workday to watch Kanye West's fashion show online. People are calling it the "highest rated hate-watch in history." –Conan O’Brien

U.S. officials say that ISIS is facing a severe strain on its cash supply. ISIS blames it on poor oversight, economic sanctions, and betting all their money on the Carolina Panthers. –Conan O’Brien

A photo has emerged from the 1960s of Bernie Sanders getting arrested during a civil rights protest. Meanwhile, another photo emerged from the '60s that shows Donald Trump’s wife, Melania, not being born yet. –Conan O’Brien

In honor of Super Bowl Champion MVP Von Miller

Clay Brannon sacks the quarterback....

I just hope it doesn't go to his forehead

The Denver Broncos beat the Carolina Panthers 24-10, last night, to win Super Bowl 50. It was a great victory for Peyton Manning. I just hope it doesn't go to his forehead. –Seth Meyers

Peyton Manning said last night that he's not made a decision about retiring and will wait until he's less emotional to determine his future. Yeah, you shouldn't make any long-term decisions on the same day you voluntarily kissed Papa John. –Seth Meyers

the first time all day Cam was able to move and not get tackled

Cam Newton is under fire for ducking out of his post-game press conference early. On the bright side, it was the first time all day Cam was able to move and not get tackled. –Conan O’Brien

During the Super Bowl, Quicken Loans debuted a new app that lets people get a mortgage instantly on their phones by just tapping the screen. The app is called, "What could possibly go wrong?" –Conan O’Brien

For those keeping track, Peyton Manning kissed his wife after kissing Papa John. His wife was like, "That's so not cool," while Papa John was like, "Wait a sec — wife?!" –James Corden

the only Dabbing Cam Newton was doing last night was with some Kleenex

I want to say congratulations to the Denver Broncos, who beat the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50. The Broncos really stopped Cam Newton last night. In fact, the only Dabbing Cam Newton was doing last night was with some Kleenex. –Jimmy Fallon

But it wasn’t all bad news for Cam Newton. He was named the NFL's Most Valuable Player at the NFL Honors on Saturday night. The ceremony went well, but it got weird when the Denver Broncos' defense took the award out of his hands and ran it for a touchdown. –Jimmy Fallon

After Peyton Manning was asked about his future, he responded by saying, "I'll drink a lot of Budweiser tonight." Which is why today, he signed endorsement deals with Tylenol, Gatorade, and a tattoo removal clinic. –Jimmy Fallon

this has been a very big week for Broncos

Ted Cruz's wife revealed that the way he alleviates stress is by singing show tunes. Whenever he's feeling anxious or overwhelmed, like right before a debate, he calls her and sings Broadway show tunes into the telephone. Make no mistake, he still believes that marriage is a sacred union between one guy and one doll. –Jimmy Kimmel

The Denver Broncos will play the Carolina Panthers at the Super Bowl Sunday. Between the Super Bowl and this new O.J. Simpson show, this has been a very big week for Broncos. –Jimmy Kimmel

During last night’s Democratic town hall Hillary Clinton told voters, “I never thought I’d be standing on a stage here asking for people to vote for me for president.” Because she thought she’d already be done being president by now. –Seth Meyers

I mean, nothing!

Hillary is facing criticism for declaring victory in Iowa prematurely. The final results weren't actually announced till around 1 p.m. on Tuesday, but she declared victory back in April of last year. –Jimmy Fallon

After receiving less than 1 percent support in the Iowa caucuses, Martin O'Malley suspended his presidential campaign. In a related story, the New York Jets have announced that they've decided to not play in the Super Bowl this weekend. –Jimmy Fallon

On the Republican side, Ted Cruz made history by becoming the first Hispanic to win the Iowa caucus. Then Cruz said, "And the first Canadian! — I mean, nothing!" –Jimmy Fallon

This Sunday is Super Bowl 50, between the Denver Broncos and the Carolina Panthers. Of course it'll be weird when they do the coin toss before the big game, and the winner is still somehow Hillary Clinton. –Jimmy Fallon

Bad news, you're worthless.

A lot of people got stranded over the weekend and flights were canceled. There was more than 2 feet of snow in Washington, D.C., and New York. All nonessential federal workers in Washington, D.C., were told to stay home today. How do you know if you're nonessential? Do they call you? “Steve, I have some good news and some bad news. Good news is you have the day off today. Bad news, you're worthless.” –Jimmy Kimmel

Did you watch the football games yesterday in the matchup for Super Bowl 50? It's the guy from the Under Armour commercials against the guy from the Papa John's commercials. –Jimmy Kimmel

In Elkmont, Alabama, last weekend a dog got loose and ended up on a half marathon. The dog saw all the people and just started running with them. She did well. She finished seventh place. She would have finished higher if she hadn't stopped every once in a while to sniff everyone's butts. –Jimmy Kimmel