"A congressman from
Florida, 52-year-old Mark Foley, resigned today because of questionable e-mails
he wrote to a former male page. The page was 16-years-old at the time. Out of
force of habit, the Catholic Church offered to move him to another
parish." --Jay Leno
"In an interview with
Mike Wallace about his new book, legendary Washington Post reporter Bob
Woodward said that Henry Kissinger is now advising President Bush on Iraq, and
they're trying to fight the Vietnam War all over again. Hey, why not? Bush
missed it the first time." --Jay Leno
"In a recent interview,
Oprah Winfrey said she wants Senator Barack Obama to be the next president.
When Oprah heard that Obama doesn't want to be president, she parted the clouds
and said, 'Oprah has spoken'." --Conan O'Brien
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