Just one more reason to hate books

"Author Bob Woodward has written a third book about President Bush's handling of the war in Iraq. The first two books said that Bush was firmly in command of a well-run team. But this third book says no, there was a lot of confusion and disagreement and bickering. Here's my question: Shouldn't we be able to get our money back on the first two books?" --Jay Leno

"Bob Woodward has a new book. It claims the Bush administration has bungled the war in Iraq. When reached for comment, President Bush said, 'Just one more reason to hate books.'" --Conan O'Brien

"The White House claims that President Bush is getting so many requests to campaign with other Republicans that he's running out of time. Not surprisingly, the requests are all coming from Democrats." --Conan O'Brien