"The leader of
Hezbollah says he's throwing a victory party in honor of their victory over
Israel. Well that should be fun--a party thrown by Muslim extremists -- 'Who
wants some more goat? Turn off the music, and no girls'." --Jay Leno
"It's hard to say
you're sorry, especially when you're infallible. But by last weekend, Benedict
offered these words of apology. He's sorry that people felt bad. That's known
in Vatican terminology as a 'me-a-kinda.' It's a time-honored tradition in the
Catholic Church dating back to the Inquisition when Pope Innocent IV said, 'We
deeply regret the fact that so many non-believers happen to be
flammable'." --Jon Stewart
"According to the
latest poll, Bush's approval rating has rebounded to 40% -- the highest level
in a year. The White House says it's thrilled that Bush has gone from an
overwhelming dislike to a general dislike." --Conan O'Brien
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