idiocracy23: January 2025

Friday, January 31, 2025

Kshama Sawant: It's Time to Declare War on the Rich

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Those were televised?! (smiling her way through the inauguration)

Oscar nominations were announced today with Meryl Streep

nominated for “Florence Foster Jenkins,” Natalie Portman for

“Jackie,” and Hillary Clinton for smiling her way through the

inauguration. –Seth Meyers

According to reports, President Trump and some of his allies have

raised the possibility that Rudy Giuliani should do fewer television

interviews following his recent appearances. Replied Giuliani,

"Those were televised?! --Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

When you think responsible, ethical and trustworthy, you think Exxon Mobil (a Dickensian allegory for destitution)

Donald Trump has continued to make more surprising appointments in his cabinet. This morning, Trump chose the CEO of Exxon Mobil, Rex Tillerson, as his secretary of state. Because, you know, when you think responsible, ethical and trustworthy, you think Exxon Mobil. –James Corden

This is our first show of the New Year after the holidays. We’re very happy to be back. We actually would have come back last week but marijuana was just legalized here in California so, you know. --James Corden

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

President Jeb Bush (NOPE)

And finally some French news, or as they call it in France, News. The first restaurant in Paris created exclusively for naked diners has announced it’s closing due to a lack of customers. It’s a shame. Is this a shock to anyone? Scalding hot soup and no pants do not mix. They obviously had some problems. It’s the first time in history that a health inspector has ever issued a rating of “NOPE.” --James Corden

The truth is that the odds of you winning are 290 million to 1. That means you are about as likely to win the Powerball as you are to ever hear the words “President Jeb Bush.” –James Corden

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

It’s oakey with notes of...blasted pizza (That was all me)

A woman was recently banned from a Texas Wal-Mart after driving an electric shopping cart around the parking lot for several hours while drinking wine from a Pringles can. Also, I should add, it was 9 o’clock in the morning. If you ever want to know what my goals for retirement are, that’s pretty much it. I will say, if you have a better idea of how to get those crumbs out of the bottom of the can, I’d like to hear it. It makes sense. I can’t believe I’ve never thought of drinking wine out of a pringles can before. “Oh, this Pinot Grigio is robust. It’s oakey with notes of...blasted pizza.” --James Corden

I have lived in Los Angeles for one year, and in that time Los Angeles has regained an NFL team, it started raining again after three years of drought, and they opened the city's first Dunkin' Donuts. Now look, I can't take credit for all of those, but I'm definitely taking credit for that Dunkin' Donuts. That was all me. –James Corden

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Somewhere, there’s a man out there wondering why he can see so clearly out of his p*nis (from time to time he did get a bit snippy)

A man in Vietnam was hospitalized after doctors realized that he had a pair of scissors in his digestive system that had been left there by a previous surgery that he had 18 years ago. I mean this guy is so lucky. Come on, free scissors! The sad part is after they sewed him up the second time the doctor was like wait, where's my watch? Amazingly, he rarely suffered any pain over those 18 years. But from time to time he did get a bit snippy. –James Corden

This story got our attention. A woman in Scotland was recently prescribed an eye cream, and she went home and used it before realizing that she had mistakenly been given erectile dysfunction cream. They mixed up the medications. Which means, somewhere, there’s a man out there wondering why he can see so clearly out of his penis. --James Corden

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

He announced that it was the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam (subatomic particles)

"Scientists announced that they have detected a brand new subatomic particle. This particle is so tiny, it's actually smaller than the income tax rate paid by Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno

"Wal-Mart announced it's cutting over 11,000 jobs. Wal-Mart said it's cheaper to fire people in bulk." –Jay Leno

"There was an embarrassing moment for Rick Perry. He announced that it was the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam." –Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

FINALLY, The Reason WHY Kamala Harris SKIPPED Joe Rogan Podcast REVEALED

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Jackson Generals vs Corpus Christi Hooks (Ertugrul 4 Strikeouts In 9th Inning)

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

What about a second revolution? (He's coming home and he's not in a good mood)

"Actually, Rick Perry pulled out of the presidential race yesterday - which is bad news for the guys on death row in Texas. He's coming home and he's not in a good mood." –Jay Leno

"In his speech tonight, President Obama urged Congress to raise the minimum wage. Now don’t confuse that with congressional minimum wage. See, that’s doing the minimum for your wage. That’s completely different." –Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: Arizona vs Washington (Worf Scores Winning Goal In Overtime)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Kim Iversen: Democrats Humiliate Themselves in RFK Jr Hearing

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

In the musical Oklahoma he played Oklahoma (Hope that helps)

CNN's Brian Stelter reviewed Karoline Leavitt’s first White House Press briefing and called it theater, and he knows theater, in the musical Oklahoma he played Oklahoma. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump ordered a freeze on federal grants and loans. Meanwhile we're still trying to figure out who ordered the freeze on Mitch McConnell. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

But, He Was Charming (finally someone less popular than us)

The Trump White House has unveiled a new Twitter account to hold fake news accountable. It's called Rapid Response 47, not to be confused with Rapid Response 46, which is how many times they called 911 when they thought Joe Biden was dead. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump has recently floated the idea of sending nearly 990,000 newly hired IRS agents to the border. The drug cartels welcomed the news saying, ‘finally someone less popular than us.’ —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Undercurrents: Democrats fail to take down Kash Patel

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Dave Smith: Tulsi Gabbard’s enemies are right to be afraid

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Thursday, January 30, 2025

Lois Kaye - Do What You Can

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

"INAUGURATION 2025" — A Bad Lip Reading

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: “AI Will Make Sure You BEHAVE!” – Oracle CEO Larry Ellison

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NBA2K: Indiana Pacers vs Sacramento Kings (OT-Dunks-Buzzer Beater)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Ultimate Compilation: Media Pushed “Conspiracy Theory” Smear About Lab Leak

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Cincinnati Reds vs Los Angeles Dodgers (S8 G16 Hulse 3 HRs)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: RFK Jr. SHREDS Dem Senators in Confirmation Hearing!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Bill Gates Funds PHONY Petition To Reject RFK’s Nomination!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Glenn Greenwald: RFK Jr. Hearing & Dems' VICIOUS Attacks Reveal DC Pro-Pharma Consensus

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Liz Warren DESPERATELY Defends Big Pharma In RFK Hearings!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Rapper Snoop Dogg recently revealed that country music singer Willie Nelson is the only person who can “out-smoke” him. And then someone said, “Snoop, that’s a mop.” –Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”