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Showing posts with label Pearl Jam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pearl Jam. Show all posts

Friday, January 31, 2025

He announced that it was the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam (subatomic particles)


"Scientists announced that they have detected a brand new subatomic particle. This particle is so tiny, it's actually smaller than the income tax rate paid by Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno


"Wal-Mart announced it's cutting over 11,000 jobs. Wal-Mart said it's cheaper to fire people in bulk." –Jay Leno


"There was an embarrassing moment for Rick Perry. He announced that it was the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam." –Jay Leno


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Monday, December 11, 2023

Good luck getting Governor Chris Christie to sign that one (the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam)


"The head of the Federal Aviation Administration has been arrested on charges of drunk driving. I don't want to say how much the guy drank, but when they pulled him over, he was driving the beverage cart.'" –Jay Leno


"New Jersey legislators want to ban eating while driving. Good luck getting Governor Chris Christie to sign that one." –Jay Leno


"There was an embarrassing moment for Rick Perry. He announced that it was the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam." –Jay Leno


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Sunday, December 11, 2022

Wait... This is a law now? (He better hope they're brain donors)

 

"John McCain and Sarah Palin attended a campaign rally in Vienna, Ohio, today. They were in Vienna. Apparently, they went to Vienna so Sarah Palin could get some foreign policy experience." --Jay Leno


"There was an embarrassing moment for Rick Perry. He announced that it was the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam." –Jay Leno

 

"President Bush also promoted his stimulus package, where each American will get $600. This is part of the 'You Got Screwed, But Here's Cab Fare Plan.'" --Jay Leno


"Texas Gov. Rick Perry says he's taking steps to run for president in 2016. In fact, this week he's meeting with donors. He better hope they're brain donors." –Jay Leno

 

Fred Thompson said he is out trying to revitalize his campaign. What does he mean 're'? When was it vitalized?" --Jay Leno


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Monday, December 13, 2021

the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam (“Not us!” said the New York Giants)

"The head of the Federal Aviation Administration has

been arrested on charges of drunk driving. I don't want

to say how much the guy drank, but when they pulled

him over, he was driving the beverage cart.'" –Jay Leno


"There was an embarrassing moment for Rick Perry.

He announced that it was the anniversary of the

Japanese attack on Pearl Jam." –Jay Leno


According to a new poll, 71 percent of American men

believe they face pressure to act interested in sports.

“Not us!” said the New York Giants. –Seth Meyers


An Italian winery is releasing five limited-edition

bottles of Hello Kitty-themed wine for the holiday

season. It’s the perfect gift for your alcoholic niece.

–Seth Meyers



 

Saturday, April 4, 2020

come for the low-paying jobs with no security, stay for the quarantines (It's Sh*tgibbon!)


“Many of the nation’s most vulnerable frontline workers are women, especially nurses, and women are more likely to be low-wage or temporary workers who are the first to face layoffs when businesses shut down. Domestic workers, many of them undocumented immigrants who can’t file for unemployment or stimulus relief, are mostly women and many are now out of work. ‘America: come for the low-paying jobs with no security, stay for the quarantines.’” —Samantha Bee

“Meanwhile, several states such as Tennessee, Mississippi, Iowa, Oklahoma, Alabama and Ohio have declared abortions ‘non-essential services’ and ordered clinics to shut down. Some of these restrictions are being challenged, but that can’t happen quickly enough. Now, if you’re, say, a dude, and you can’t quite empathize, let me put this in terms you might understand. Imagine driving hours to see your favorite band – which, if you’re a middle-aged white guy, I assume is Pearl Jam. It’s the only chance you’ll ever have to see Pearl Jam play live and if you don’t get to see Pearl Jam play live now, your life will never be the same. But then when you finally get to the concert, Pearl Jam refuses to go on. You’re devastated. And then Eddie Vedder forces you to have a baby.” —Samantha Bee

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Friday, December 9, 2011

The anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam



"Herman Cain, the Herminator, said 'I will not be silent, and I will not go away.' Then he shut up and left." –David Letterman




"I'm so excited, Christmas season is finally here. A new survey found that two of the most popular holiday songs are 'Jingle Bell Rock' and 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.' The LEAST popular Christmas song: 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Herman Cain.'" –Jimmy Fallon


"There was an embarrassing moment for Rick Perry. He announced that it was the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam." –Jay Leno 

John Hulse photography