Bernie
Sanders met with President Obama at the White House today to discuss the status
of the Democratic race. Though I'm not sure Bernie is getting the hint because
he arrived at the meeting in a U-Haul. –Seth Meyers
Donald
Trump's campaign staff is reportedly worried that Trump will suddenly announce
his vice presidential pick online without consulting with his advisers. Said
Trump, "Well, it's not like I can just call him." –Seth Meyers
Officials
in San Diego recently discovered a large stash of marijuana hidden in a
chemical tanker. Officials first became suspicious after noticing a chemical
tanker in their 15-year-old son's bedroom. –Seth Meyers
A
Virginia man recently found an outline of what looks like Donald Trump in one
of his bathroom tiles. Of course, at one point or another we've all found
something in our bathroom that looks like Donald Trump. –Seth Meyers
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