There's no way that stuff covering his face is skin (she'll definitely be a 10)

A lot of people want Hillary to pick Elizabeth Warren [as her running mate]. And Warren is already out there attacking Donald Trump. Just today she told a crowd, "Donald Trump is a loud, nasty, thin-skinned fraud." That is just wrong. There's no way that stuff covering his face is skin. –Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile, Trump says that he's narrowed his list of candidates down to four or five. Though, if it's a woman, she'll definitely be a 10. –Stephen Colbert