the hardest part is teaching a horse to swim to Miami (sprinkles)

"The Washington Post reports that there's a car shortage in Cuba and as a result, many Cubans are still riding in horse drawn buggies. The Cubans say the hardest part is teaching a horse to swim to Miami." --Conan O'Brien

"More problems for Virginia Senator George Allen. As you know, he's been accused of making racially insensitive remarks. A number of classmates of Allen's have come forward and said he used the 'N' word quite a bit. He says he doesn't remember that. You know the reason he doesn't remember? Because he never said it to a black guy." --Jay Leno

"Last night President Bush had dinner with the president of Pakistan and the president of Afghanistan. The president of Pakistan claimed Osama bin Laden is hiding in Afghanistan; the president of Afghanistan said Osama's in Pakistan; and President Bush said, 'I like sprinkles on my ice cream.'" --Conan O'Brien