"The Senate has voted
to approve the building of a 700-mile fence along the 2,000-mile border of
Mexico. This is what happens when you let President Bush do the math."
--Jay Leno
"With rumors swirling
of him possibly running for office, George Clooney said the only thing he plans
to run for has two legs and a skirt. To which Ted Kennedy said, 'You can do
both.'" --Jay Leno
"Did you see this
Clinton thing on Fox? [on screen: Bill Clinton's interview with Chris Wallace
on 'Fox News Sunday']. Wow, talk about an overreaction. Chris Wallace just
asked him a perfectly legitimate question [on screen: Depends On What
Definition of 'Legitimate' Is]. He just basically asked, why did you let those
3,000 people in the World Trade Center die? And Clinton freaks out [on screen:
Burst His Bubba]. Clinton even had the nerve to question why Wallace never
asked the Bush administration the same thing. Well, there's an excellent reason
[on screen: You Don't Criticize Your Boss]." --Stephen Colbert
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