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European perfume company has released a series of "Star Wars" themed
scents called Empire, Jedi, and Amidala. It's the perfect cologne for what is
almost certainly your first date. –Seth Meyers
Actor
Charlie Sheen has announced he will be the official spokesman for a new Swedish
brand of condoms, 'cause nothing gets your girlfriend more excited for sex than
saying, "It's the kind Charlie Sheen uses." –Seth Meyers
Former
Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain said in a speech today that he
feels Donald Trump is not a racist. Said Trump, "Thank you, Ben
Carson." –Seth Meyers
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