The
FDA has approved a device for weight loss that sucks the food out of your
stomach through an abdominal incision. Or, you could just try a salad some
time. –Conan O’Brien
The
latest polls show Hillary Clinton now leads Donald Trump by 12 points
nationally. I guess she's getting some traction from her new slogan, "Come
with me, if you want to live." –Seth Meyers
GOP
Sen. Tim Scott yesterday walked out of a press scrum and hid on the Senate
floor to avoid questions about Donald Trump. That's how much senators don't
want to talk about Trump. They're actually showing up in the Senate. –Seth
Meyers
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