Does it count if it was in Scrabble?

"President Bush on Tuesday dismissed the finger-pointing criticism from Bill Clinton that the Bush administration had not been vigorous enough in going after Osama bin Laden, adding, 'We'll let history judge.' Oh, it has. It's in this book [on screen: The 9/11 Commission Report]. You commissioned it." --Seth Meyers

"In wake of the George Allen controversy, Virginia Democratic Senate challenger Jim Webb declined to say on Tuesday whether he ever used the 'N' word. But it did not help his case when he asked, 'Does it count if it was in Scrabble?'" --Seth Meyers

"President Bush said today he is inviting other counties to help in Iraq. Isn't that kind of like inviting people to help you move? Iraq? I'm busy that Wednesday." --Jay Leno