I believe this is the first empty skull to come out of Yale, well, I think since George W. Bush (My lips are for blowing)

Okay, so it's Fashion Week and also it's the Westminster Kennel Club dog show at Madison Square Garden. So usually it's the New York Knicks who are the only thing that rolled over and played dead in there. --David Letterman 2/10/2003

"Do you folks know anything about the Skull And Bones society? It's like a fraternal organization, at Yale University. Well, they're auctioning off a human skull. And I was thinking about this. I believe this is the first empty skull to come out of Yale, well, I think since George W. Bush, actually." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

it's been a pretty tough year over at Outbreak Farms (As if the people in that building don't cry enough already)

And finally, the California farm that recently recalled Romaine lettuce for possible E. coli contamination is now recalling cauliflower and other lettuces grown on the farm. All in all, it's been a pretty tough year over at Outbreak Farms. --Seth Meyers

Adele will perform at Madison Square Garden six times in 2016 as part of her new world tour. As if the people in that building don't cry enough already. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

As if the people in that building don't cry enough already (That can be cured)

Adele will perform at Madison Square Garden six times in 2016 as part of her new world tour. As if the people in that building don't cry enough already. –Seth Meyers

Jeb Bush told reporters today that he does not think Russia “influenced” the election. And if anybody knows about not influencing elections, it’s Jeb Bush. –Seth Meyers

Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway told reporters today that President Trump is a huge Elton John fan. “That can be cured,” said Mike Pence. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I think since George W. Bush, actually (rolled over and played dead)

Okay, so it's Fashion Week and also it's the Westminster Kennel Club dog show at Madison Square Garden. So usually it's the New York Knicks who are the only thing that rolled over and played dead in there. --David Letterman 2/10/2003

"Do you folks know anything about the Skull And Bones society? It's like a fraternal organization, at Yale University. Well, they're auctioning off a human skull. And I was thinking about this. I believe this is the first empty skull to come out of Yale, well, I think since George W. Bush, actually." –David Letterman

"Sarah Palin is doing a lot of public speaking, and next week, she will be in Las Vegas speaking at a liquor convention. And what a coincidence, because I think McCain was drunk when he picked her." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the cast beat the Knicks by 25 points (The Very Twitchy Caterpillar)

It is being reported that Hillary Clinton is starting a podcast. Okay, now I really think we should lock her up. —Colin Jost

Florida police are investigating after a four year old boy found Meth inside a library book. The book was, of course, The Very Twitchy Caterpillar. —Colin Jost

20,000 high school students got to see the cast of the Broadway hit To Kill a Mockingbird performed at Madison Square Garden. And no surprise, the cast beat the Knicks by 25 points. —Michael Che

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

the official sport of men who buy their groceries at the gas station (this reminds me of my wedding day)

“He spent the last four years saying he’s going to build a wall nobody would be able to penetrate. The minute they cut through it he’s like, ‘Well, yeah, if you buy a saw.’” --Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump attended a U.F.C. fight at Madison Square Garden and he was greeted with a mix of cheers and some boos. Yup, half cheered, half booed. Trump was like, ‘Wow, this reminds me of my wedding day.’” --Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, thanks to the end of daylight savings time, Americans picked up one more hour of sleep and one more hour to boo Trump at a sporting event.” --Jimmy Fallon

“This should be Trump’s crowd! Do you know how hard it is for an old white guy to get booed at a U.F.C. event? It’s the official sport of men who buy their groceries at the gas station.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Because if it did, those candy bar commercials would be a lot different (someone’s been a busy...bigot)

Just because you complain about your country, doesn’t mean you don’t love it. It’s like sports: Fans want their teams to be better, that is why they complain, all right? If the Knicks kicked out every fan who yelled at them to play better, Madison Square Garden would be emptier than Mike Pence’s spice cabinet. --Trevor Noah

Some Republicans defended Trump. Kevin McCarthy, the House minority leader, said the president was tweeting out of frustration. Frustration doesn’t make you racist, all right? If anything, it just lets your racism slip out. Same thing with being angry, drunk, hungry — none of that makes you say racist things. Because if it did, those candy bar commercials would be a lot different. --Trevor Noah

I'm so glad that Jeffrey Epstein was finally arrested but how in the name of baby Satan did it take this long? Police started investigating Epstein for molesting young girls in 2005. That is 14 years ago. Jeffrey Epstein flouting of Justice is now old enough to be molested by Jeffrey Epstein. --Samantha Bee

Trump took a break from his "executive time" to do as many racisms as he could! Between his racist tweets and racist immigration policies, someone’s been a busy...bigot. --Samantha Bee

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

usually the New York Knicks are the only thing that rolled over and played dead in there (the city is on lavender alert)

It's Fashion Week in New York and the city is on lavender alert. --David Letterman 2/10/2003

You can tell it's a fashion week in New York this morning on the subway a guy measured my inseam. --David Letterman 2/10/2003

Okay, so it's Fashion Week and also it's the Westminster Kennel Club dog show at Madison Square Garden. So usually it's the New York Knicks are the only thing that rolled over and played dead in there. --David Letterman 2/10/2003

There's a lot of controversy at the Kennel Club show this year. They had to disqualify a Yorkshire Terrier. Turned out it was a blow-dried rat. --David Letterman 2/10/2003

So we have Fashion Week and we have the Kennel Club. I'm telling you folks the city is loaded with temperamental bitches. --David Letterman 2/10/2003

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Peyton Manning put his arm around Trevor's shoulder, looked into his eyes and said...

Football started tonight with the Denver Broncos playing their first game since Peyton Manning retired. Trevor Siemian took his place and before kickoff, Peyton put his arm around Trevor's shoulder, looked into his eyes and said, "You know, starting today, you can get two medium Papa John's pizzas for $6." –Jimmy Fallon

New York's Fashion Week kicked off yesterday. A crowded runway where people keep going in circles, or as most New Yorkers call that, LaGuardia. –Jimmy Fallon

Speaking of Kanye, he reportedly set a record this week, selling almost $800,000 worth of merchandise at Madison Square Garden — beating the record held by Pope Francis when he held Mass there. So if you're keeping score, that's Yeezus one, Jesus zero. –Jimmy Fallon

As if the people in that building don't cry enough already

They're predicting the Star Wars film could gross more than $2 billion. The United States just promised $800 million as part of the Paris agreement to fight climate change, which means we're spending more than twice as much to see "Star Wars" as we are to save the actual world. –Jimmy Kimmel

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo said today that Donald Trump is fanning the flames of hate. Which is what Donald Trump calls blow-drying his hair. –Seth Meyers

Adele will perform at Madison Square Garden six times in 2016 as part of her new world tour. As if the people in that building don't cry enough already. –Seth Meyers