she's fine now after an emergency visit to her blacksmith (I don't have that kind of money)

Newly released documents show Jeffrey Epstein ended his friendship with Bill Clinton because he thought the former president was a liar. Especially the time he said, “My wife will never murder you.” —Greg Gutfeld

Joy Behar was absent from back-to- back episodes of The View after injuring her foot. But don't worry, she's fine now after an emergency visit to her blacksmith. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's gotten so bad they repossessed his crack pipe (Joy Behar's waxer)

Hunter Biden told a judge that he has suffered a significant downturn in his income and has debt in the millions of dollars range. It's gotten so bad they repossessed his crack pipe. —Greg Gutfeld 

In non-Biden news, a free diver from Croatia held his breath underwater for an incredible 29 minutes, shattering the previous record held by Joy Behar's waxer. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Or at least that's what they told them it was (At least not on my finger)

Two blind passengers were left behind on a Southwest flight. Well, whose fault is that? Is it the airline or the blind person who says, "I know. I'll travel with another blind person.” Meanwhile, the airline the airline offered each woman a $100 travel voucher. Or at least that's what they told them it was. —Greg Gutfeld

The Daily Beast called my appearance on Jimmy Fallon a ‘softball chat’ and that Jimmy fawned all over me. And here I thought the Daily Beast was what Joy Behar ordered every morning from the pig farm. New York mags Vulture accused Jimmy of kissing the conservative ring. Hell, I wasn't even wearing a ring. At least not on my finger. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

she spends that much a month on ham (four of the five monsters)

Mattel is blaming tariffs for increasing the price of Barbie dolls and also crushing Ken's dreams of ever having genitals. —Greg Gutfeld

A 115 year-old British woman is now the world's oldest living person. Or as Joe Biden likes to call her jailbait. —Greg Gutfeld

The DHS claims self- deportation would be 70% cheaper for taxpayers. It currently costs over 17 grand to arrest detain and deport someone. While it would only cost $4,500 to self-deport. Hell, Joy Behar spends that much a month on ham. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I don't even bother to take them out of my g-string after a show (How about we vote on it?)

Federal inspectors announced they recalled nearly 23,000 pounds of cheddar bratwurst. But it was an easy recall because it was all in JB Pritzker’s fridge. —Greg Gutfeld 

So how about those ‘hands off’ protests? Cute title right. It sounds like something written on Joy Behar's lunchbox at work. —Greg Gutfeld

Doge was designed to actually help the people who are protesting. Doge's actual goal preventing a full-blown economic collapse, the kind where the US dollar becomes so worthless I don't even bother to take them out of my g-string after a show. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Do you remember our last president who spent his entire professional life in government? (The government is like a box of chocolates)

President Trump made some comments at a rally for his supporters about groceries. Trump, “What about that old fashioned term groceries. It's an old fashioned term that we use, groceries. I used it on the campaign, it's such an old fashioned term but a beautiful term, groceries. It sort of says a bag with different things in it.” Yeah, it's a bag with different things in it. That's how they describe Joy Behar’s CAT scan. —Greg Gutfeld

Do you remember our last president who spent his entire professional life in government? He doesn’t. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the voice of reason is a stroke victim who dresses like he steals from a laundromat (You can do this already with a Zip code)

Rosie O’Donnell has left the United States and moved to Ireland. Poor Ireland, suddenly that whole Potato Famine doesn't seem so bad. Soon the Irish will be praying to St Patrick to get rid of her and bring back snakes. —Greg Gutfeld

The Democrat party’s in free fall. From the lowest level man-child to the highest level politician. There's no reason, no optimism, just insanity piled on insanity. And it’s ready to topple like a human pyramid with Joy Behar on top. —Greg Gutfeld

This might be the future of the Democratic party but it doesn't have to be. There's Senator Fetterman, once a progressive darling who is now reviled by them for approaching normalcy. You know your party’s in trouble when the voice of reason is a stroke victim who dresses like he steals from a laundromat. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That is some expensive sh*t (science hasn’t perfected pig to human kidney transplants)

A Florida man swallowed $769,000 in stolen diamond earrings. That is some expensive sh*t. —Greg Gutfeld

Joy Behar says she would never donate a kidney to save the life of a Trump voter. She couldn't anyway since science hasn’t perfected pig to human kidney transplants. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Yes, you needed to see this today (the messiest scene in the Oval Office)

Last week Joy Behar accused Elon Musk of being pro-apartheid, but then begged him afterwards not to sue. Musk lawyers have yet to comment because they're still checking to see if it's legal to sue a cow. —Greg Gutfeld

So Friday Zelensky entered the White House in his military fatigues and left with a boot up his ass. If he would have insulted America any worse Jane Fonda would have banged him. But talk about a disaster. That may have been the messiest scene in the Oval Office since Bill Clinton used a blue dress for target practice. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Unfortunately though his forehead is still available for pickle ball (Welcome to my world)

To keep married men from cheating with her, an influencer sprays glitter on herself because it's hard to get off. In a related story, don't miss this exciting new book, How to Remove Pesky Glitter by Bill Clinton. —Greg Gutfeld

Lester Holt is stepping down from NBC Nightly News. Unfortunately though his forehead is still available for pickle ball. —Greg Gutfeld

In England a horse was rescued after falling halfway through a wooden bridge. Welcome to my world said Joy Behar. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well that explains the ******** (she was nowhere near Chile)

Meanwhile a former Democrat donor claims Joe Biden was put on drugs before campaign events. Well that explains the erection. —Greg Gutfeld

Off the coast of Chile a kayaker was caught on camera being swallowed by a humpback whale, prompting Joy Behar to say, that she was nowhere near Chile. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This is why five out of five scientists warn the world to never interview Joy Behar (Eric Adams is urging New Yorkers to get busy urinating)

It snowed in New York City last night. To melt it mayor Eric Adams is urging New Yorkers to get busy urinating. —Greg Gutfeld

New research shows that AI can recreate your personality simply by interviewing you for just two hours, which may then live on after you die. This is why five out of five scientists warn the world to never interview Joy Behar. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s the only race where the starter’s pistol is fired in self defense (What hypocrisy, telling a woman to watch what they eat)

A group supporting Kamala Harris released an ad targeting women voters married to Trump supporting husbands that said, “No one is going to find out, I promise.” Funny, those are the same words her husband Doug said to the nanny. —Greg Gutfeld

The New York City Marathon will take place this weekend. It’s the only race where the  starter’s pistol is fired in self defense. —Greg Gutfeld

Andrea Mitchell says she is ending her daytime MSNBC show. She says she wants to spend more time being embalmed. —Greg Gutfeld

Joy Behar is in trouble with her bosses at ABC News for asking her co-host about a same sex dalliance she had in college. What hypocrisy, telling a woman to watch what they eat. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”