Or at least that's what they told them it was (At least not on my finger)

Two blind passengers were left behind on a Southwest flight. Well, whose fault is that? Is it the airline or the blind person who says, "I know. I'll travel with another blind person.” Meanwhile, the airline the airline offered each woman a $100 travel voucher. Or at least that's what they told them it was. —Greg Gutfeld

The Daily Beast called my appearance on Jimmy Fallon a ‘softball chat’ and that Jimmy fawned all over me. And here I thought the Daily Beast was what Joy Behar ordered every morning from the pig farm. New York mags Vulture accused Jimmy of kissing the conservative ring. Hell, I wasn't even wearing a ring. At least not on my finger. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”