Or at least that's what they told them it was (At least not on my finger)

Two blind passengers were left behind on a Southwest flight. Well, whose fault is that? Is it the airline or the blind person who says, "I know. I'll travel with another blind person.” Meanwhile, the airline the airline offered each woman a $100 travel voucher. Or at least that's what they told them it was. —Greg Gutfeld

The Daily Beast called my appearance on Jimmy Fallon a ‘softball chat’ and that Jimmy fawned all over me. And here I thought the Daily Beast was what Joy Behar ordered every morning from the pig farm. New York mags Vulture accused Jimmy of kissing the conservative ring. Hell, I wasn't even wearing a ring. At least not on my finger. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

To make it up, Biden promised us that he'd give everybody 100 free hours of AOL (Mr. Potato Head’s lost p*nis)

March 2023

“In other news, it’s been a bad couple of weeks for the Fox Fascist & Friends due to the revelations from the defamation lawsuit by Dominion Voting Systems that the network’s executives and anchors privately hated Trump and knowingly endorsed his election lies anyway. The trove of private messages have reportedly angered the network’s news anchors, who worry they will ‘further sully the reputation of the networks ‘straight news’ journalists’. Really? That’s like the people at Taco Bell worrying that the cool ranch and fiery Doritos locos tacos is going to further sully the reputation of their ass-blasting salt pockets. According to one Fox source in the Daily Beast, ‘it’s just a really bad time to be working here’. Yes, unlike the golden age of their journalism: warning us about woke Lego and longing for Mr. Potato Head’s lost penis.” —Stephen Colbert

“Well, guys, the White House just backed a bipartisan Senate bill that would give President Biden the power to ban TikTok. Or, as they're calling it on TikTok, the ‘Trying to Lose the Election Challenge.’ I wouldn't worry just yet. As of now, Biden thinks TikTok is the clock on 60 Minutes. Don't worry. To make it up, Biden promised us that he'd give everybody 100 free hours of AOL.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

At least it wasn’t 800. Pha-Shew! (I won't be here when it becomes a problem)

You know how Trump keeps saying he’s going to Make America Great Again? Turns out “Great” might be short for “Great Depression,” because today the Dow dropped 799 points. At least it wasn’t 800. Pha-Shew! --Stephen Colbert

According to The Daily Beast President Trump dismissed the economic impact of increasing the national debt saying that quote, “I won't be here when it becomes a problem.” Which is incidentally the same thing he said before Don Jr. was born. --Seth Meyers

Biologists are reporting that the world's oldest bird which is 68 years old, has laid a new egg. It waited this long because it was focusing on its career. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Now I'm really embarrassed to be a republican (You leave Melania out of this)

According to The Daily Beast, since they started dating, friends of Donald Trump Jr. and former Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle have started referring to the couple as “Donberly,” which is a shortened version of "When I look at those two, I can keep my food down barely." --Seth Meyers

In response to President Trump's all-caps post threatening Iran, the Iranian foreign minister tweeted, "We've been around for millennia and seen fall of empires, including our own, which lasted more than the life of some countries." Replied Trump, "You leave Melania out of this." --Seth Meyers

Ivanka Trump announced today that she is closing her fashion brand, and look, I know it's tempting to make jokes, but please, thousands of kids are out of a job. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”