earlier today Tom Homan deported The Thing (because he wanted Bill to suffer)

President Trump said he plans on going after Obama for ordering the Russian collusion investigation. He claims the only reason he let Hillary stay out of jail is because he wanted Bill to suffer. —Greg Gutfeld

The Fantastic 3 opens in theaters today. It was originally called the Fantastic 4, but earlier today Tom Homan deported The Thing. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

she spends that much a month on ham (four of the five monsters)

Mattel is blaming tariffs for increasing the price of Barbie dolls and also crushing Ken's dreams of ever having genitals. —Greg Gutfeld

A 115 year-old British woman is now the world's oldest living person. Or as Joe Biden likes to call her jailbait. —Greg Gutfeld

The DHS claims self- deportation would be 70% cheaper for taxpayers. It currently costs over 17 grand to arrest detain and deport someone. While it would only cost $4,500 to self-deport. Hell, Joy Behar spends that much a month on ham. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He has a thing for the help (Brazilian wax)

So Kamala Harris went for a drink at a New York City bar taking a slew of bodyguards including Secret Service along with her. Why so many agents? Well there was one to protect Kamala and ten to keep Doug from impregnating the staff. He has a thing for the help. Who doesn’t? —Greg Gutfeld

The suspect accused of plotting to kill fans at Lady Gaga's concert in Rio de Janeiro was an illegal that was just deported from the United States. Upon hearing the news Senator Van Hollen immediately flew there to personally give him a Brazilian wax. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well now we'll know how his toilet feels (In their defense they got a discount using the promo code MS13)

 JB Pritzker is now calling for mass protests and disruption. Vowing that Republicans cannot know a moment of peace. Well now we'll know how his toilet feels. —Greg Gutfeld

According to the Daily Caller the four Democrats who went to an El Salvador prison to visit alleged gang member Kilmar Abrego Garcia stayed in a luxury hotel. In their defense they got a discount using the promo code MS13. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

The move was criticized by Democrats and landscapers (and my missing turtleneck)

The White House placed yard signs with mug shots of illegals they've arrested and crimes they committed. The move was criticized by Democrats and landscapers. —Greg Gutfeld

Hundreds of DEA agents raided an underground nightclub in Colorado. Agents allegedly found drug use, prostitution and my missing turtleneck. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That's more of a second date question (He then deported the Easter Bunny to El Salvador)

Maryland Senator Chris Van Holland told CNN he never asked Garcia if he was a gang member during their meeting. Which is fair. That's more of a second date question. —Greg Gutfeld

On Easter Sunday President Trump wrote "Happy Easter to all including the radical left lunatics bringing murderers drug lords, dangerous prisoners, the mentally insane and MS-13 gang members and wife beaters back into our country." He then deported the Easter Bunny to El Salvador. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If you can't contain El Chapo then your opinions are El Crapo (Like using a robot to feed live mice to The View)

So what's the primary mechanism of political survival? For most politicians it’s kicking the can down the road. They know never to deal with a problem when it arises because action always involves risk. So instead they offer platitudes. Instead of solutions hoping the status quo gets them reelected until it's time of course to cash in and become a lobbyist. But today we have a leader who's kicking nothing down the road. Instead, Donald Trump sees the can picks it up and crushes it with his bare hands. Think about it, DOGE, trade, deporting gangs, men and women's sports, getting Rosie O'Donnell on a plane to Ireland. —Greg Gutfeld

According to NBC News the Trump administration is considering taking out drug cartels with drone strikes. Drones on cartels, it's a modern solution to a modern problem. Like using a robot to feed live mice to The View. And even your hands are safe. —Greg Gutfeld

Mexico's president says bombing cartels won't address the root of the issue. Really? Doesn't wiping out the dudes who sling these drugs address the root issue? If you can't contain El Chapo then your opinions are El Crapo. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

men will have to guess why the women are mad at them (No golfing in the cemetary)

Pete Hegseth has set equal standards for men and women in the armed services. The women will have to do 50 push-ups in one minute and men will have to guess why the women are mad at them. —Greg Gutfeld

On Thursday Whoopi Goldberg signed off The View with a rallying cry to resist Trump. And her first act of resistance, only ordering one dessert. Goldberg also claims she worries that Trump will deport her, but she can rest for now since all large cranes are made overseas. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's all part of a bigger plan to make El Salvador more like Times Square (Accidents will happen)

So today is April Fool’s Day. It's when I tell my writers they're getting a huge bonus. —Greg Gutfeld

The White House is cutting down a 200-year-old tree that was planted by Andrew Jackson. Spectators were horrified when it turned out to be John Kerry. Accidents will happen. —Greg Gutfeld

On Sunday night President Trump deported more gang members to El Salvador including child rapists and convicted killers. It's all part of a bigger plan to make El Salvador more like Times Square. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

it was considered a good day if Joe could locate the hole for the straw in his juice box (basic grammar)

In mere weeks President Trump's done more than Joe Biden did in his lifetime. Granted, it was considered a good day if Joe could locate the hole for the straw in his juice box. —Greg Gutfeld

Donald Trump has never been so popular and that's because he's a man of action not a man of traction. Which is why the media is constantly playing catch up. They literally can't keep up with him. When he's working on ceasefires in Ukraine they're still pining over deported criminals. So, as a Democrat media complex sinks they look to the Signal story as a life preserver, and they're going to beat it to death like Jasmine Crockett does to basic grammar. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”