“I would just like to point out that the guy threatening to destroy Iranian cultural sites is the same guy who lost his mind when people suggested taking down Confederate statues honoring white supremacists here in this country.” —Seth Meyers
“Trump’s illegal threats meant the secretary of state, Mike Pompeo, and secretary of defense, Mark Esper, had to make cable news rounds reassuring the public that, as Esper said, they were ‘fully confident’ the president would not give them an illegal order. Oh, you’re confident he won’t give you an illegal order? He ordered his ex-fixer to cover up an affair, and he personally wrote the check for the hush money while he was president. Lots of presidents have scandals but Trump’s the only one who paid for it by check.” —Seth Meyers
“Senator Mike Lee, called Trump’s briefing on Iran ‘un-American’ and ‘insane.’ I love when a politician figures out this late in the game that the Trump administration is insane. It’s like someone watching Mrs. Doubtfire and then turning to you after an hour and saying, ‘I think this British lady might be Robin Williams.’” —Seth Meyers
“Oh, you see, it wasn’t the worst presentation, it was the best presentation. It’s so easy to get those two things mixed up.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
