"On this day in 1993
Israeli and Palestinian leaders met on the White House lawn and signed the
peace accord. Glad they settled that!" --David Letterman
"Condoleezza Rice is
apparently dating a Canadian politician. It's a proud day for Canada. They're
the first nation to put a man on Condoleezza." --David Letterman
"President Bush said
he's often asked why we are in Iraq when Saddam Hussein isn't responsible for
9/11. Bush said all his responses are the same -- 'Dad, quit asking me that.'"
--Jay Leno
"It's Fashion Week
here in New York City. Fashionistas can be very nasty. They can be snotty. They
can be downright bitchy. I ran into a fashionista today and said, 'Oh hi, who
do I call about getting a complete fashion makeover?' And the guy said, 'FEMA.'"
--David Letterman
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