"You are joining us
on September 12th, which as you know, is the fifth anniversary of the
misappropriation of the events of September 11th." --Jon Stewart
"The Senate
Intelligence Committee -- that almost sounds like an oxymoron -- released a
report this week saying there's no evidence that Saddam Hussein had a
relationship with al Qaeda. Thank God we found that out before we did something
crazy." --Jay Leno
"Last night during
his live speech, President Bush spoke directly to Osama bin Laden and said, 'No
matter how long it takes, America will find you.' Then the president uncovered
his eyes and said, 'Ready or not, here I come.'." --Conan O'Brien
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