and is giggling a lot as she prepares for the invasion of Iran

"Today in Baghdad, the judge in the Saddam Hussein trial said that Saddam was not a dictator. After saying this, Saddam was furious. He said, 'What does a guy have to do?'" --Conan O'Brien

"The latest polls came out and President Bush's approval ratings have dropped another 3%. In fact, he's so unpopular that the Democrats are going to have to work really, really hard to screw up this election." --Jay Leno

"In his speech to the nation this week, Bush said that we have to fight against people who reject tolerance and despise dissent and anyone who disagrees with that is a traitor." --Jay Leno

"It's been reported that Condoleezza Rice is dating a high level Canadian diplomat. Sources say you can tell because Rice has an extra bounce in her step and is giggling a lot as she prepares for the invasion of Iran." --Conan O'Brien