"The U.N. says that
there is more torture going on in Iraq than when Saddam was in power. Bush shot
back. He said, 'That is just the opinion of one individual who doesn't know the
difference between regular torture and freedom torture.'" --Bill Maher
"Bush denied the
whole thing. He said he was taken aback by this. He said, 'This is the first
time I've heard about it, as I read it in the paper.' I believe him. Bush is a
busy man -- he can't be expected to remember every single country he threatens
to annihilate." --Bill Maher
"California Governor
Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he will no longer drive a Hummer. Arnold said,
'I want to find a more environmentally friendly way to look like an a-hole.'"
--Conan O'Brien
"It's the Jewish New
Year today. At midnight from Time's Square, they're going to drop Mel
Gibson." --David Letterman
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