"Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is in a little trouble this week, little trouble
for saying marijuana is not a drug, it is a leaf, it is a plant. He said
marijuana is not a drug and today his approval rating in California,
99.99%" --Jay Leno
"Anybody
here for the marathon this Sunday in New York City, the annual marathon. What a
tremendous event, like 40,000 runners. And you know they have to have about 400
portable toilets along the route of the marathon. You know what portable
toilets are, as Larry
Craig told us, they're
singles bars." --David Letterman
"Former
Yankee Alex Rodriguez is now a free agent. Some teams say they are willing to
spend as much as $150 million to get him. $150 million! That's pretty amazing
when you see the White House is only offering $50 million for Osama bin
Laden." --Jay Leno
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