"A new poll shows
that one in five Americans believe they can't trust President Bush. To put it
another way, more Americans would be comfortable accepting a ride from Nicole
Richie." --David Letterman
"They had the Iraqi
Commission report and President Bush says he will not make a decision about
getting us out of Iraq until 2007. He says he wants to give it some careful
thought unlike getting us into Iraq." --David Letterman
"President Bush
actually said today he will not be rushed into a decision about Iraq. I guess
one time is enough for him." --Jay Leno
"This is kind of
scary. The new head of the House intelligence committee, Congressman Silvestre
Reyes, failed a quiz on terrorist organizations. He didn't know the difference
between a Sunni and a Shiite, didn't seem to know what Hezbollah was. So apparently,
the term 'intelligence committee' is just a suggestion." --Jay Leno
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