"Problems for Mitt
Romney. The main part of his campaign has been attacking illegal immigration.
Well, it turns out his lawn is being taken care of and landscaped by illegal
immigrants. Not only is he in trouble politically, but Wal-Mart is now accusing
him of taking their employees." --Jay Leno
"Barack Obama on the
show tonight. He's reminds me a lot of Bill Clinton in the sense that he also
doesn't tell Hillary what his plans are." --Jay Leno
"Former Secretary of
State Colin Powell said Wednesday that it is time to face reality and recognize
that Iraq is in a state of civil war. Powell made the statement after growing
what are known as 'retirement balls.'" --Amy Poehler
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