"There's talk that
Vice President Gore could win an Oscar for his movie. If he does get it, it
would be his first win since the presidency in 2000." --Jay Leno
"The president's twin
daughters are celebrating their 25th birthday with a trip to Argentina.
Apparently their trip has caused what's known as chaos, to the point where,
according to ABCNews.com, the American embassy and many Argentinian officials
have strongly suggested the twins return to America. Just to repeat, Argentina,
former safe-haven for Nazi war criminals, is drawing the line at the Bush
twins." --Jon Stewart
"The Bush
administration is upset with NBC News because NBC News has started referring to
the situation in Iraq as a civil war. White House officials say they prefer the
term explosion-filled misunderstanding." --Conan O'Brien
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