Rudy Giuliani had three wives and he's not the Mormon candidate?

"Mitt Romney said the other night at the debates that he's the one of all the candidates who is the most optimistic about the future. Well, there's a shock -- a rich, white guy with $200 million in the bank. What's everyone worried about?" --Jay Leno

"Here's what I don't understand:  Rudolph Giuliani had three wives and he's not the Mormon candidate?" --David Letterman

"One of  President Bush's closest advisers said that Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is going to have trouble getting elected 'cause his last name is Huckabee. He said the only way it could be worse is if his name was George W. Huckabee." --Conan O'Brien

 "Hillary Clinton is now saying she is having second thoughts about the NAFTA agreement which her husband supported and signed into law when he was president. ... The last time Bill and Hillary had completely different interpretations of a legal document was their marriage license." --Jay Leno